Dream Log #02

WOT Dreams That Pigs Might Fly

WOT has spent a great deal of time observing Earth creatures.
Some walk.
Some crawl.
Some swim beneath the surface of the oceans.
Many take to the skies effortlessly.

This has caused WOT considerable confusion.

Birds rise from the ground without machinery. Insects hover silently in impossible directions. Even small seeds drift through the air as though gravity occasionally loses interest.

After witnessing these events, WOT began wondering whether flight on Earth might simply be a matter of belief.

During one observation cycle, WOT became fascinated by a large pink creature known locally as a “pig.” The animal appeared entirely unsuited to flight. Its body was heavy and rounded. Its legs were short. It possessed no visible wings, engines or lift mechanisms whatsoever.

Yet humans repeatedly used the expression:

“When pigs fly.”

WOT interpreted this not as humour, but as a scientific possibility.

That night, WOT recorded an unusual dream transmission.

In the dream, a great white pig wandered silently beneath the stars while carrying WOT across a frozen landscape. The creature moved calmly and without effort, as though travelling between worlds rather than across ordinary ground. WOT remained seated quietly upon its back, watching the moon and waiting patiently for takeoff.

The pig itself appeared unconcerned by the impossibility of the situation.

Field notes recovered from the transmission suggest WOT believed the pig wanted to fly, but simply had not yet discovered how.

WOT later added the following observation to the archive:

“Earth creatures often appear limited by physical structure.
Humans appear limited by imagination.”

Researchers continue to debate whether this dream represented symbolic processing, emotional development, or merely WOT becoming unusually fond of pigs.